[ He lifts a hand so he can list off each item on his fingers: ]

First, hope you're not too attached to your phone, because the cell service here suuuuuucks! Meaning, it doesn't exist. Second, don't ask those spooky servants to do anything too vague. They take...liberties. Third, the food in space is awful. Hope we never go back there...

[ No offense, Struxta. ]