...Ugh, I really do attract annoying servants, don't I?

[Waver shakes his head, miserable. First Rider, then Mordred, and now this. But then the revelation hits him like a load of bricks. He was talking normal shop with Merlin, without ever getting into any question of being smart or good enough to understand theory. That's!!! That's!!!!!]

I'm not surprised that you don't have a beard then. No Heroic Spirit looks like their depictions in art.