[ Look, he didn't know what was inside the chest when he got it! He just heard the word "treasure" and it went straight to his head. Honestly, it's a miracle that he made it as far in his little trading game as he did. ]

A fancy rug...but, w-what was I gonna do with a fancy rug, anyway? Walk on it?

[ A realization dawns on him quite suddenly then. ]

Shoot, you don't think it was a flying carpet, do you?