( excuse you, minato. mako is a fussy, finicky boy whose days of gross street manners are well and truly behind him. of course it's clean, and probably pressed, and definitely monogrammed. it was a gift from asami, okay, don't judge! it's good silk! if mako notices the hesitance, he doesn't comment on it, just waves a hand. )

Trust me, my sense of disbelief is pretty much on a permanent leave of vacation these days.

( he shakes his head a bit. )

Come on, let's go find somewhere for you to clean that up.