( why are women like this. why are they. mako sort of... grimaces inwardly, but he does make a mental note. it's nothing she's done specifically — it's just. the insistence on familiarity when he's so recently sworn off any and all dealings with beautiful women presses on a bit of a sore spot in his psyche. )

I'd be a pretty terrible butler.

( he's hilarious. hush. )

And I'd say we're closer to a hundred, but no. There hasn't been a lot of crime that I've noticed.