Kid, I just spend the last few weeks on another planet where if you keep your windows open too long tiny little dragons fly in. I spent a solid week seeing shit that wasn't there, and then my whole body went numb. Did I mention, this morning, my full grown Saint Bernard got stuck up a tree? I really can't tell you what happens a lot here. If I tried to predict what this place was gonna do to us next I'd probably just start screaming.

Look, at least you got a lot of pumpkin pie in your future. If you like cooking. Or, I don't know, you just got a lot of chances to practice your pumpkin carving skills.

[He shrugs.]