[Though it is likely hard to believe, A2 has an appreciation of nature and its beauty, and for a short period of time she is actually pleased, in the muted and washed-out way she experiences joy, to see the plants are growing back.
Until she boots up from routine maintenance and is basically covered in vines, like the ruins of an old statue. Trapped, she manages to twist over on her side, and it's lucky she's made of metal, because she falls hard enough on her shoulder to send pain lighting up through her system.]
Goddammit -! What the hell is this - Pod? Pod!
[But alas. She had arranged joint custody, like a good Pod parent, and Pod is nowhere to be found. So, there's that.
The one time she does maintenance, and this happens.
Fuck.
With great emphasis:]
Fuck!
ii. a2 and the giant peach
[She's still picking flower petals out of her joints when the first piece of fruit goes careening toward her head. With her abilities mostly restored, she catches this object (spherical, orange-pink) in record time, and studies it, curious.
The sprites, upset with her superhuman reflexes, throw another, this one the size of a volleyball, and she catches that one too, then tosses it back, like she's pitching at a baseball game. The sprite and fruit both hit a stone wall at a speed so intense that the air whistles with the force of it.]
Tch. Annoying.
[Are you nearby? In the area? Because she tosses the peach (gently bruised) to you (with a smidgen less force than she had plastered the sprite to the wall with). Hope you didn't skip arm day!]
Here. I don't need this.
[.........]
What are these things?
iii. i can't believe the loch ness monster is an accountant from akron, ohio
[Someone's fallen (gotten yanked into) the water.
This someone emerges hanging off the neck of the giant monster, looking all the world like a furious, drowned cat.
She is dropped gently to the shore below, and stares, blankly, at the weird lizard thing, watching as it dips beneath the water.
Silence, for a little while.
Then, with murderous intent:] I'm going to kill those fish.
[She's going to kill the fish.
Wait, what fish?]
iv. wildcard
[Is there anything else you want to do with A2? hmu or lmk over at godsibb]
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[Though it is likely hard to believe, A2 has an appreciation of nature and its beauty, and for a short period of time she is actually pleased, in the muted and washed-out way she experiences joy, to see the plants are growing back.
Until she boots up from routine maintenance and is basically covered in vines, like the ruins of an old statue. Trapped, she manages to twist over on her side, and it's lucky she's made of metal, because she falls hard enough on her shoulder to send pain lighting up through her system.]
Goddammit -! What the hell is this - Pod? Pod!
[But alas. She had arranged joint custody, like a good Pod parent, and Pod is nowhere to be found. So, there's that.
The one time she does maintenance, and this happens.
Fuck.
With great emphasis:]
Fuck!
ii. a2 and the giant peach
[She's still picking flower petals out of her joints when the first piece of fruit goes careening toward her head. With her abilities mostly restored, she catches this object (spherical, orange-pink) in record time, and studies it, curious.
The sprites, upset with her superhuman reflexes, throw another, this one the size of a volleyball, and she catches that one too, then tosses it back, like she's pitching at a baseball game. The sprite and fruit both hit a stone wall at a speed so intense that the air whistles with the force of it.]
Tch. Annoying.
[Are you nearby? In the area? Because she tosses the peach (gently bruised) to you (with a smidgen less force than she had plastered the sprite to the wall with). Hope you didn't skip arm day!]
Here. I don't need this.
[.........]
What are these things?
iii. i can't believe the loch ness monster is an accountant from akron, ohio
[Someone's fallen (gotten yanked into) the water.
This someone emerges hanging off the neck of the giant monster, looking all the world like a furious, drowned cat.
She is dropped gently to the shore below, and stares, blankly, at the weird lizard thing, watching as it dips beneath the water.
Silence, for a little while.
Then, with murderous intent:] I'm going to kill those fish.
[She's going to kill the fish.
Wait, what fish?]
iv. wildcard
[Is there anything else you want to do with A2? hmu or lmk over at