Uh. I don't know. I feel like I'd have to dig pretty deep to find any one fuckup that stands out more than the rest of em, at this point. You're going too broad, Connor, you've got to narrow it down. I've got like, half a century of embarrassing shit behind me, I can't just pick a favorite.

Wait, okay, I got it. Brace yourself.

[He turns his arm so Connor will hopefully not see what he's typing until he sends it. Once he does, he sends it with a smile and expectant, raised eyebrows.]

i farted on the bus once