[ Criminals embody some of the worst traits of people, though. Rage. Desperation. Things Minato might have been able to relate to once upon a time, until he found himself unable to relate to anything at all- anybody at all- slow to relearn again how to know people. It's not something that comes naturally, or easily, but he's gotten a lot better at it by now, he likes to think. ]

I know people who could probably do it. Stare at somebody until they confess...

[ Whether it's because they're that intimidating, or they just exude such a aura of authority, or... Minato holds Koromaru between his legs, and squishes his cheeks in between both hands. ]

Could you lie to this face? Impossible.