I don't know, you can put those little gloves in that they use in labs, people can stick their hands in and pet him when he's not running over people.

[Well, while they're here talking shit Hank's just going to wander over to the pantry, find something he probably recognizes, and start eating it. Chances are good it's an orange, and fuck it, he's hungry. He sets it on a table, frowns at it, then grabs a fork and starts trying to poke the damn thing's skin off.]