[With his back to the others now that he's making his way up the trunk of the tree, Gladio can more easily hide the more obvious twisted amused smile on his face.]
It's not a big deal, he's just an assassin. [You know where to take it from here Noct, you and your dumb cosplaying and video games, you damn weeb.
Gladio quickly hollers again.]
Hey, Hank. Your dog's not gonna bite me is he? [He probably should have thought about that before he started climbing. The dog's pretty passive and calm at the moment but Gladio's not good with animals. It's not like he's in a position to protect himself either. What does he do, punch the dog in the face? Gods no. Sumo doesn't deserve that.]
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It's not a big deal, he's just an assassin. [You know where to take it from here Noct, you and your dumb cosplaying and video games, you damn weeb.
Gladio quickly hollers again.]
Hey, Hank. Your dog's not gonna bite me is he? [He probably should have thought about that before he started climbing. The dog's pretty passive and calm at the moment but Gladio's not good with animals. It's not like he's in a position to protect himself either. What does he do, punch the dog in the face? Gods no. Sumo doesn't deserve that.]