If you expect me to stop being rude now you're in for a big surprise, Sheryl.
[And then she says the thing about the knife and, well. That's Hank's cue to stop talking about it and do it. He leans against the wall, and starts fumbling with his shoe. Untying a shoe when you can't feel your fingers? A pain in the ass. Fortunately, tying them is, too, so this morning he mostly hadn't, and taking it off goes pretty smooth. Then, unless she stops him, he'll start slamming the heel of his shoe against the part right in front of the pumpkin's stem. Hope you can land on your feet, Sheryl, because this thing's going down.]
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[And then she says the thing about the knife and, well. That's Hank's cue to stop talking about it and do it. He leans against the wall, and starts fumbling with his shoe. Untying a shoe when you can't feel your fingers? A pain in the ass. Fortunately, tying them is, too, so this morning he mostly hadn't, and taking it off goes pretty smooth. Then, unless she stops him, he'll start slamming the heel of his shoe against the part right in front of the pumpkin's stem. Hope you can land on your feet, Sheryl, because this thing's going down.]