[Oh, Konoha, she loves the way you think. You're a good one to have around.]

I don't know if I liked it enough to make a career like some people have, but it was fun, just for that one night. I'd probably do it again, but for the most part, I think I prefer being in the audience.

[Fewer opportunities for your date to embarrass you that way.]

Have you at least been to a play?