chromatized: (> the words in that head of yours)
Ludger Will Kresnik ([personal profile] chromatized) wrote in [community profile] acatalepsy_logs 2018-11-22 08:56 am (UTC)

Ludger Kresnik - Group C

1) Everything's better, under the sea!

[ ah, what a marvelous day on the reef. the sun is brightly shining way up above them, the water is clear, there's a white haired idiot feebly flailing through the water, the fish are plentiful...

wait, hold up. ]


Ah... heh, fancy meeting you here? [ Ludger grins sheepishly as he continues to drift aimlessly along, a slave to the whims of fate. or more specifically, the currents of the reef.

man... it sure is a good thing that no one's particularly buoyant here. ]


Have you seen the coral around here? I've been trying to talk to the locals, but... uh.... I've been having trouble keeping up with them.

[ please help him. ]


2) You won't BELIEVE what these adorable, brightly colored fish do!

[ okay. okay. look. in his defense, he hasn't had a lot of exposure to fish. weird, mutant monster fish on legs? yes. normal fish? no. so Ludger thinks he can be forgiven for not realizing those brilliant red and yellow spiny fish were, in fact, venomous.

he's barely even hurt anyways! there was just some swelling where he got stung, and then the nausea, and the pain, and the slight difficulty breathing. barely worth mentioning! the only reason he's resting is to ease everyone else's minds, okay. ]


What's up? The merpeople already laughed at me when they patched me up, so if you're here for a lecture, feel free to skip it.

3) Wildcard

[ hit me up via PM or at [plurk.com profile] amoray and we'll figure something out! ]

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