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York ([personal profile] infailtration) wrote in [community profile] acatalepsy_logs 2018-11-24 11:47 pm (UTC)

They're all awful, Sara, the point is to make somebody smile at you because it's so bad it's funny. But no gross ones, I don't do sleazy pick up lines. The worst I've got is "Hey, nice armor! If I said I liked it, would you hold it against me?"

[ Hmm. How would he hit on a mermaid? York thinks for a moment, if he can play with a pun or what. ]

Maybe something like asking a few questions about her, then saying "the more we talk, the more I think we mer-made for each other"? They seem pretty charmed by our existence, though, I haven't tried to hit on anyone...

[ He lowers his voice a little rounding a corner, but luckily no one's down this corridor either. It's a long swim to the area he was trying to get access to. ]

Being charmed just didn't make them abandon their duties.

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