[ roy is absolutely that guy and is also 100% the worst. ]

I normally have something of a bodyguard.

[ and now he doesn't. how annoying. but he then shrugs. ]

I can defend myself with a firearm, but I doubt that's going to work underwater. I suppose I'll just have to add "learn how to use a sword underwater" to the list of things I need to do during my free time here.

[ alisaie pls hlp ]