I pissed off all the other old people too hard and they kicked me out. You wanna think twice about insultin someone you just called ancient? You call someone ancient, they probably have like, horror movie powers or some shit like that. You don't wanna know what kind of eldritch secrets and powers and shit I got ticked away in this withered old brain.

[No pushing here. The sass is like a balm to his troubled spirit - not that he's going to tell anyone that. It'd just encourage them.]