[ Hank, you'd be surprised that this teenager is actually okay with you telling him to shove his curiosity where the sun don't shine. ]

Uh... yes an' no. Cool side: bro, I can zap you in somethin' you might really want. Want a new ... uh... whatever the fuck you might want? I got yer back. Bad side? Might be the shittiest version of whatever you wanted...