[ with the toothless exasperation you normally express when a friend is super scrutinizing your side of the if-I-had-a-time-machine discussion: ] I don't know! I don't want to break the law, you're the one who brought that up.

[ He mulls over Hank's either-or, anyway. Conversations with Hank have an amazingly shallow learning curve, for this place. ]

I keep forgetting you're an old millennial. That's a weird thought.