Sometimes, [ which is the way you’d phrase this answer if you were being asked by a doctor, which is basically every time and the only times Simon was ever asked this question when this snapshot of his brain was taken, which incidentally was when drinking was incredibly contraindicated but if that were still the case he’s pretty sure he would’ve noticed by now ] but... I mean, it would have to be—

[ He pauses. Like a “I don’t know where else to go in this line of questioning except the elephant in the room that I thought wasn’t an elephant” pause. When he goes on it’s entirely without malice, just dry. ]

I don’t have a mouth. You know that, right? Just need to be sure we’re on the same page here.