[ What a very practical way of looking at it, and he can’t help but chuckle despite the rather grim scene they’ve left behind them. Other than that, he waits patiently for her to finish with his face. He’d be no better at it, himself, and Alisaie at least has the advantage of being able to see where all the blood’s at. Passable is, well, passable. ]

Thank you, Alisaie.

[ For the help cleaning up or the offer? Hard to say. ]

I don’t mind telling this story to close friends, I just… didn’t expect to have to live it again.