Ohhhhh yeah, this is j-just... [ he wants to shiver but he can't. this is what hell is, he's in hell. no it's just space, wait no. same difference. ] Jus' peachy with a side of... Oh, forget it.
[ he passes out and when he comes to he's sputtering on the floor under a droid's boot. do droids wear boots? whatever. ]
I'm one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, pal, not spun sugar. Quit looking at me like I'm about to shatter.
[ he can't move and he's petrified, but goddamnit he will sass til the cows come home. or the... other star warsy things. ]
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[ he passes out and when he comes to he's sputtering on the floor under a droid's boot. do droids wear boots? whatever. ]
I'm one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, pal, not spun sugar. Quit looking at me like I'm about to shatter.
[ he can't move and he's petrified, but goddamnit he will sass til the cows come home. or the... other star warsy things. ]