[ oh god when's the last time he had a real drink? this place is like a really bad detox. ]

Okay, I admit it. Your idea's better. Or it would be if we had anything to marinate ourselves with. Wait. Is 'drinks like a fish' now... not kosher? Huh. Maybe it's okay because I have fish friends.

[ he's joking! also... rambling. nearly incoherently. he'll keep going if she doesn't interject too. ]