Don't be so sure. My captain is here and man, is he a pain in my ass.
[ okay, he can guess hank probably meant in a military sense, but it's not like his comparison is inaccurate either. there's a reason he's always surrounded himself with g.i.s even if he has no discipline to speak of himself. he's sure hank will be able to guess that without him having to specify, really. ]
Nope. Not even a pamphlet like So you have Gills now... What's with that? She doesn't have favorites, buddy, don't worry. She hates us all equally.
[ tony doesn't believe astoria hates them, but it's easier to accept than her loving them. god, she's one sick witch. he leans on sumo to get himself standing then turns around to offer both his arms down to hank. now that he's ready for the onslaught of emotions he can try to keep them from getting struck by lightning. ]
Come on, this is pathetic. Have some goddamned dignity. [ it's unserious and said with fondness hank hasn't really earned. ]
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[ okay, he can guess hank probably meant in a military sense, but it's not like his comparison is inaccurate either. there's a reason he's always surrounded himself with g.i.s even if he has no discipline to speak of himself. he's sure hank will be able to guess that without him having to specify, really. ]
Nope. Not even a pamphlet like So you have Gills now... What's with that? She doesn't have favorites, buddy, don't worry. She hates us all equally.
[ tony doesn't believe astoria hates them, but it's easier to accept than her loving them. god, she's one sick witch. he leans on sumo to get himself standing then turns around to offer both his arms down to hank. now that he's ready for the onslaught of emotions he can try to keep them from getting struck by lightning. ]
Come on, this is pathetic. Have some goddamned dignity. [ it's unserious and said with fondness hank hasn't really earned. ]