[ Wow, why's that, he's perfectly fine the way he is!! Is she just trying to fatten him up to eat him?! Anyway, even if he was the one who made the joke in the first place, it's a bit of concerning notion. ]
...W-wait, you don't think I really will, do you? I mean, how many calories could even be in those things?
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...W-wait, you don't think I really will, do you? I mean, how many calories could even be in those things?
[ Do they have calories in ye olde Eorzea? ]