Well, y'know, not all of us are Scions of the Seventh Dawn, heroes of Eorzea and protectors of realm.

[ He teases warmly. Some of them are just lowly Crownsguard members...okay, look, he played these games before that all started, too. It held different appeal back then! But now he's just nostalgic for it, for his simpler nerdy days when the only monster slaying he did was in games. ]

It was fun to be a part of some big story. We could change the rules for you. Instead of being a wizard knight, you could be a...newspaper editor, or somethin'.

[ A fantasy based on reality... ]