Keith... I'm Mettaton! It's a pleasure, though the circumstances could have been better. You've read my mind: that's where I was headed. I got this far, but...

[He looks at his long legs, narrowing his visible eye.]

I must have gotten water in all sorts of interesting places. And now, my legs aren't agreeing with me! It's like they have ambitions of their own.

[He's not going to describe in any detail his first inglorious clue – colliding unintentionally with the wall full-force isn't his idea of a smooth operator, and it feels to him like somebody who shamefully doesn't know how to exist in a humanoid body, even if it's entirely thanks to electrical malfunction.]