Heh, sure would! Y'know, I like this theory. I'm gonna look into it.

[ He says, like he's any kind of investigator. The best he can do is attempt to chase down that horrible sound, and even that isn't getting him all that far. If he ever does find the source of it, it's not like he's got a plan for what he'll do.

He figures he'll decide that if he actually does find it. ]

Buuuut somehow I dunno that Astoria would bring us here for a big shoe.