It's a good thing I don't have fans, then. Five minutes after a performance, I wouldn't have any more if that's true.

[He doesn't believe it is, but he's learned that Sheryl is fun to fuck with and she fucked with him first. Gods, it's like bickering with a prissy poodle version of Beau. Shudder.] How often d'you get to make an arse of yourself onstage? That's what I should be asking.