[this one was! well, it was more of a palace. she was meant to be a future fish empress, you see.]
Okay, well — this is a story about pretty much the most annoying ghosts on the planet. Which, now that I'm thinkin' about it, that turn of phrase doesn't even make sense. What planet are we talking about? As if it weren't obvious to both parties here that there are all kinds of planets with their own batches of complete weirdos on board. I'm not really giving you a proper frame of reference on how annoying they were.
[......]
Jupiter. They were as annoying as the size of planet Jupiter.
Anyway, if you're unlucky enough to find yourself wandering through the afterlife, you might run into them. And they're really good at being run into. The fish one, when she isn't tryin' to gank literally everybody and lettin' loose with fish puns every other word, she's trying to recruit a bunch of other ghosts into her army to fight The Incredible Hulk — like, carp diem or something.
[Dave doesn't seem to realize he himself just let loose with a fish pun. he just keeps going. i'm so sorry, Eliza.]
That's not even getting into the messed up metaphysical ideas she had, like trying to "be" someone else just 'cause it was a possible option. That doesn't even make any sense — if you had a spirit army you're supposed to be building, why would you be wasting time "being" somebody else?
She had this spider ghost friend, too, but to be honest it's hard to remember much about what her deal was, aside from a few things that came up later, because she wouldn't shut up.
[pot, kettle, etc. he's self-aware on that, at least. maybe?]
This was a pretty shitty ghost story, sorry about that. To be honest, I really was just geared up for the TV show reference we just did.
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Okay, well — this is a story about pretty much the most annoying ghosts on the planet. Which, now that I'm thinkin' about it, that turn of phrase doesn't even make sense. What planet are we talking about? As if it weren't obvious to both parties here that there are all kinds of planets with their own batches of complete weirdos on board. I'm not really giving you a proper frame of reference on how annoying they were.
[......]
Jupiter. They were as annoying as the size of planet Jupiter.
Anyway, if you're unlucky enough to find yourself wandering through the afterlife, you might run into them. And they're really good at being run into. The fish one, when she isn't tryin' to gank literally everybody and lettin' loose with fish puns every other word, she's trying to recruit a bunch of other ghosts into her army to fight The Incredible Hulk — like, carp diem or something.
[Dave doesn't seem to realize he himself just let loose with a fish pun. he just keeps going. i'm so sorry, Eliza.]
That's not even getting into the messed up metaphysical ideas she had, like trying to "be" someone else just 'cause it was a possible option. That doesn't even make any sense — if you had a spirit army you're supposed to be building, why would you be wasting time "being" somebody else?
She had this spider ghost friend, too, but to be honest it's hard to remember much about what her deal was, aside from a few things that came up later, because she wouldn't shut up.
[pot, kettle, etc. he's self-aware on that, at least. maybe?]
This was a pretty shitty ghost story, sorry about that. To be honest, I really was just geared up for the TV show reference we just did.