[Cayde stumbles a bit when the tablet is shoved into his hands, and there's a slight indignant sputter that's tinged with static as he recovers.] You think I do?

[It's the truth, and he shrugs, unbothered by everything as he starts to poke around to try to get it to start up.] I mean, for all I know this is some sort of doomsday device that's going to melt our skin off. Or maybe it's just someone's diary. Who knows? Exciting, eh? A mystery to be unravled.

[Welcome to the fireteam, Konoha.]