PIPE WRENCH FIGHT [Open]

[unrecovered]

Who: Wash and anyone who wants to join
Where: Network and fighting ring
When: Early November, a few days before the Akvos world jump
Rating: TBD depending on thread content
What: Wash starts the Circle's first fight club. Kind of.

[This will be poster's choice - I'll put the network invitation in Wash's toplevel, but the long and short of it is, he'll be holding combat training for those who want to learn how to fight, and those who want to help teach are open as well. Feel free to make toplevels learning and/or teaching, and let me know if you need anything more or want prompt ideas!]

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[dipolar]

(for progress' sake he hopes the scale's tipped in favour of the fighters.)

Then how sure are you in the training you have to offer?

[unrecovered]

Pretty damn sure. It's kept me alive so far.

[Which is nothing short of a minor miracle, considering "so far" has included two genocides.]

Why, are you offering to help?

[dipolar]

(yeah man, genocides really put a damper on things like living.)

No, just curious. I will be surveying the talent from the stands.

[unrecovered]

What for?

[That's not suspicious phrasing or anything.]

[dipolar]

Gauging how fucked we are.

(hei, you were civil for two whole minutes.)

[unrecovered]

[...there's always one.]

Then you can keep it to yourself.

[dipolar]

I intend to. I won't be disrupting, unless I'm bothered.

(there are wholesome intentions here that obviously don't end up panning out.)

Who are you?

[unrecovered]

[Something something road to hell, etc.]

Someone who gives a damn.

[His name is attached to the post automatically, because Astoria actually designed a fairly functional network; this guy can do the digging himself, as far as Wash is concerned.]

1/2

[dipolar]

2/2

[dipolar]

Okay.

...

I meant it more in the sense of who you are outside of this place.

[unrecovered]

[Well gee, that context would have been nice to begin with.]

A soldier. You?

[dipolar]

(ready for the biggest cop-out of wash's day:)

I'm Hei.

[unrecovered]

I knew that.

[Network. Names. Also, fuck you, buddy.]

And you know what I mean.

[dipolar]

(alright, alright, alright—)

I'm a mercenary.

(at least it explains a lot.)