Hey, how would I know? One robot I met had never even seen a dog before, and another one says they’re extinct where he came from, so.
[Of course one of the flowers speaks up. Does Cayde even count as a- it starts, before Hank raises his voice over it. Airing out his own BS is one thing, but someone else’s private shit? No fucking way. Hank’s voice comes out loud and urgent.]
Hey, Sumo! Hurry it up man, kind of need you over here!
[And so he emerges, one hundred seventy pounds of Saint Bernard, ambling along, not particularly concerned with Hank’s tone or his position. Hank doesn’t expect him to hurry; he’s seen Hank a lot worse off than this and didn’t particularly hurry any of those times, either.
Sumo stops to sniff at a flower. It barks at him. His ears perk up and he barks back, a brief, rumbling noise. Hank can’t see exactly what’s keeping him, but he can tell Sumo might take a while. He sighs.]
Sorry, uh- [Right, he doesn’t know this guy’s name.] -man. If you can get him over here before I die of old age and you get all rusty or whatever, then I’ll believe you about being good with dogs.
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[Of course one of the flowers speaks up. Does Cayde even count as a- it starts, before Hank raises his voice over it. Airing out his own BS is one thing, but someone else’s private shit? No fucking way. Hank’s voice comes out loud and urgent.]
Hey, Sumo! Hurry it up man, kind of need you over here!
[And so he emerges, one hundred seventy pounds of Saint Bernard, ambling along, not particularly concerned with Hank’s tone or his position. Hank doesn’t expect him to hurry; he’s seen Hank a lot worse off than this and didn’t particularly hurry any of those times, either.
Sumo stops to sniff at a flower. It barks at him. His ears perk up and he barks back, a brief, rumbling noise. Hank can’t see exactly what’s keeping him, but he can tell Sumo might take a while. He sighs.]
Sorry, uh- [Right, he doesn’t know this guy’s name.] -man. If you can get him over here before I die of old age and you get all rusty or whatever, then I’ll believe you about being good with dogs.